Manatees are just the best!
Life goalNot that im bragging, but…done it. We have manatees that winter in our estuary and canals on our barrier island. And a state park called Sebastion Inlet where you can usually find them to swim with They’re bristly and clumsy and don’t like to be ridden or petted and kinda dumb in that they often try to eat ur hair. But they really are like amphibian cows, they have the same eyes and thier mouths feel the same when you feed them (only seaweed/seagrass from the area!) Like seals and pigeons they can be become imperiled by too much human contact or being fed, but its hard to not feel like a mercreature when swimming with these guys
In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:
- Public speaking
- Not being afraid of teenagers
- Calling the doctor yourself
- Arguing without crying
- Having a normal sleep pattern
- Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’
I will never make it.